Bank Quotes

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

~ Steve Allen

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

~ Bob Hope

I went to the bank and proposed that they lend money to the poor people. The bankers almost fell over.

~ Muhammad Yunus

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

~ Dan Quayle

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

~ Phyllis Diller

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

~ Steven Wright

When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money.

~ Norman Spinrad

I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep the order straight. I'm not much of a multi-tasker.

~ Will Ferrell

Public anger over bank bailouts was as much about fairness as the billions of dollars spent.

~ Nina Easton

The Grameen Bank Ordinance with amendments up to 2008 is a beautiful legal structure for the fulfillment of the ideals and objectives of the bank. Any change in this structure will be devastating for the bank.

~ Muhammad Yunus