Percy: I’ll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a new makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids’ head into the toilets. It’s nice that some things never change.

~ Rick Riordan

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What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

~ Bill Bryson

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They take you. They treat you. They transform you.

~ Dan Carr

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Without the intense touch of nature, you can never fully freshen yourself! Go for a camping and there both your weary mind and your exhausted body will rise like a morning sun!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

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A sad, plangent music. In the British camp, Sharpe thought, they would be singing, but no one was singing here.

~ Bernard Cornwell

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Those who are ignorant of Geology, find no difficulty in believing that the world was made as it is; and the shepherd, untutored in history, sees no reason to regard the green mounds which indicate the site of a Roman camp, as aught but part and parcel of the primeval hill-side.

~ Thomas Henry Huxley

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As we age we begin to grasp at youthful bliss like a life raft in a sea of harsh reality.

~ Brad Herzog

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A few of us always compared anything good to: ' Isn't it just like camp?' When we first got married, we asked each other, 'Was your honeymoon good?' 'Yeah. It was just like camp.

~ Laurie Kahn

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But we left camp after a while and we was driving in a real spooky place cause all the roads up near camp are dark and in the woods and we had to drive for a while to get to a highway cause there was no street lights or anything and nothing but woods and my dad asked me if I had a good time and I told him I did, but that’s really a lie and I felt like telling him what it was like at that mean old camp, but I thought he’d get mad and tell me I’m making it up and I thought I’d tell him some other time like Febuary and cause I didn’t think he’d believe me anyway, but so I changed my mind and then I thought I should tell him now cause he’ll wonder howcome I never told him sooner, so when he said that’s a nasty gash and when he said what did I do, stumble on the trail and hit a big rock or something? I told him no and I told him that lots of bad things happened to me at camp and that I never want to go there again cause I hate it and I almost cried. But he said I always had a bibid emigination cause he’s sure it wasn’t that bad! And I don’t know about those big words either, but what he said made me kind of mad cause grownups always think they know what happened to you better than you do yourself.

~ Timothy Victor Richardson

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I felt very close to God.... My friends say that's because I was always on my knees.

~ Armistead Maupin

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It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

~ Rick Riordan

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I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver.

~ Hillary Clinton

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