Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
~ Ellen Degeneres
Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do.
~ Sarah Manguso
The glory of the carpenter is the tables and chairs he manufactures, the glory of God is you and me because He manufactured us!
~ Israelmore Ayivor
If you can't PRAY for the peace your church, PROMOTE the Christian doctrines, PREPARE for every good work and PROVIDE for the expansion of the Church, you are just like the PEWS (table and chairs) in the chapel.
If it’s about me, I can be assured that there will be a bunch of empty chairs in the auditorium of my life; save the one I’m sitting in.
~ Craig D. Lounsbrough
When an empty person sits on an empty chair, the chair will still remain empty!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan