Like a pair of old slippers,I feel comfort andwarmth as I slip into you.No, that is too crude.Like the match to the wick,I ignite when we touch.My counterpart andlife's purpose.Yes, as though I've known you my whole life.Every scar, every failurehas become an affirmationof what should be:You.Yes, as though I've loved you my whole life.

~ Kamand Kojouri

Kamand Kojouri Affection Affectionate Affirm Affirmation Beloved Boyfriend Candle Comfort Counterpart Crude Desire Fail Failure Falling In Love Flame Girlfriend Harmony Husband Ignite In Love Inspiration Inspirational Kamand Kamand Kojouri Kojouri Light Love Love Poem Love Quote Lover Loving Marriage Match Mate Me And You Partner Passion Poem Poetry Purpose Quote Scar Slip Slippers Soulmate Spouse Touch Union Unity Warmth Wedding Wick Wife You And I You And Me

I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson Bonking Bothersome Crude Death Deception Decieved Fake Frigidity Hole Intimacy Ladies Lady Love Low Mentality Make Love Making Love Man Mental Mentality Michael Bassey Johnson Much Ado About Nothing Pretence Pretensions Purity Sex Sex Life Sexuality Shit Termit Vagina Woman Women Worm

Ah bet she’s a dirty wee minx in the scratcher. Y’see that butter wouldnae melt expression she’s goat goin on? That’s jist a smokescreen – ah guarantee she goes like a train.’ Jimmy belched, considerately turning his head away to exhale.

~ Jamie Holoran

Jamie Holoran Crude Funny Sex

Roots cannot grow into trees if there are no supernatural elements in the soil. Man cannot grow wealthy and famous if he doesn't contribute to either, the good or evil.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson Appease Contending Contribution Crude Deity Evil Fame Forces Forces Of Darkness God Gods Good And Evil Heaven Hell Honour Infernal Inferno Message Messages Michael Bassey Johnson Paranormal Prosperity Reflection Roots Sacrifice Satan Source Sowing Seeds Spreading The Word Supernatural Trees Tribute Wealth Wicked Witchcraft

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

~ Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore Actress Animal Awesome Child Star Crass Crazy Crude Disgusting Ecology Environmentalism Funny Hippie Icky Liberal Memories Special Strange Weird Woods

i am like a dead begoniahanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a fuck

~ David Levithan

David Levithan Begonias Crude Humor I Don T Care Poems Will Grayson Will Grayson

Journalism is not a precise science, it's a crude art

~ Dan Rather

Dan Rather Ama Art Crude Journalism Media Media Journalism Reddit School Shooting Science Shooting