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What’s that supposed to mean, ‘a passin’ hunger?’ I ATE my fuckin’ girlfriend! An’ we ain’t talkin’ little fuckin’ love bites or a bit of a chew—I went wild kingdom on her ass! It was like a pig pickin’ after fuckin’ Lent-FUCK!

~ E.v. Iverson

E.v. Iverson Dark Comedy Horror Zombies

I snipped the cherries but left the banana.” She gave him a knowing look. “God,” said Sir Sun. “No, not God. Me. I did it.” She pointed at herself.

~ Mav Skye

Mav Skye Dark Comedy Horror Supernatural Suspense

The image of May shoving the gun down her lace panty butt crack and drawing it like an old west cowboy is too much. Who are we? Who the fuck are we? Supergirls for real, that’s who.

~ Mav Skye

Mav Skye Dark Comedy Horror

Monsters, show me the monsters: these people out on the street. My people.

~ José Eduardo Agualusa

José Eduardo Agualusa Dark Comedy Human Nature

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.

~ Erin Mitchell

Erin Mitchell Anthologies Comedy Dark Comedy Dark Humor Death Humor Humorous Quotes Life Life Lessons Murder Short Stories

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)

~ Warren Moore

Warren Moore Anthologies Comedy Dark Comedy Death Humor Humorous Quotes Life Short Stories Trains

Extinguish even the wee annoyance, as it will grow to become evil!

~ Michael Bussa

Michael Bussa Dark Comedy Murder Suspense
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