For parents, the days are long but the years are short.

~ Travis Thrasher

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Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy– then down the road we go.

~ Phil Robertson

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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

~ Si Robertson

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Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55. -Sadie RobertsonOh, that's just a suggestion.

~ Si Robertson

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I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

~ Si Robertson

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