Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

~ Si Robertson

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Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55. -Sadie RobertsonOh, that's just a suggestion.

~ Si Robertson

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I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

~ Si Robertson

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A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.

~ Si Robertson

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I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'

~ Si Robertson

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There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.

~ Si Robertson

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I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

~ Si Robertson

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