Eric Quotes

I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest that way. I sat back, squared my shoulders, and met her eyes, all confident-like.Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties.

~ Hayden Thorne

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

~ Garon Whited

Ariel: “Eric!”Eric: “Do not sing me back to shore! Not until you are standing on two feet!

~ Khalia Hades

I do love you. I love you enough to accept who you are. Why can’t I received the same feeling in return?”-Ariel

~ Khalia Hades

Running her fingers on the scales, she sighs. “I wonder what its like to be a human?”“Why won’t you just go and find out?” the question startled her. She whirled around to come face to face with her evil aunt; Ursula.

~ Khalia Hades

How charming. The king and his little princess knocking on my covens door.” Ursula sighed dramatically. “What do you insolent merfolks want with me now? I swear I haven’t eaten any of your children.”-Ursula

~ Khalia Hades

She probably fell asleep and was washed away by the tortoise waves!”-Arista

~ Khalia Hades

Father, what are you to do now?”Triton’s sneer grew scarier. “She broke the law.” turning away from the terrified faces of his daughters. “She must die.

~ Khalia Hades

It took place in the midnight in the University's Great Hall, in a welter of incense, candlesticks, runic inscriptions and magic circles, none of which was strictly necessary but which made the wizards feel better.

~ Terry Pratchett

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

~ Garon Whited

Sunday is God's day, and he was committed to honoring it. Just because he was in Paris to compete in the Olympics didn't justify changing his lifelong commitment.

~ Craig Groeschel