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A whizzpopper! cried the BFG, beaming at her. Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?

~ Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl Big Children S Farting Friendly Gas Giant Humor Roald Dahl The Bfg

I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. Those of a middle generation, if charitable or sentimental, subscribe to the wisdom myth, while the callous see us as dispensable objects, like broken furniture or dead flowers. For the young we scarcely exist unless we are unavoidable members of the same family, farting, slobbering, perpetually mislaying teeth and bifocals.

~ Patrick White

Patrick White Disbelief False Teeth Farting Myths Old Age Senility Wisdom Youth

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson Admiration Admire Crowd Endurance Fart Farting Favour Favouritism Funny Humor Humour Michael Bassey Johnson Poverty Unpopularity

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art in a fart.Still a fart may not be artless.Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

~ Ernest Hemingway

Ernest Hemingway Art Fart Farting Home

He that lives upon hope will die farting.

~ Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin Die Fart Farting Hope Lives
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