Geek Quotes

The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista 3 / Screenwriter 2 / Gamer Girl 2) was Bryan’s secret weapon. Rhiannon (known to practically everyone as “Ree”) kept the café in fabulous baked goods, talked authoritatively about subjects from Aliens to Zork, and drew the attentions of countless lovelorn geeks.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

~ Michael R. Underwood

But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

~ Sorin Suciu

Believe me, if Archimedes ever had the grand entrance of a girl as pretty as Gloria to look forward to, he would never have spent so much time calculating the value of Pi. He would have been baking her a Pie! If Euclid had ever beheld a vision of loveliness like the one I see walking into my anti-math class, he would have forgotten all the geometry of lines and planes, and concentrated on the sweet simplicity of soft curves. If Pythagoras had ever had a girl look at him the way Gloria's eyes fix in my direction, he would have given up his calculations on the hypotenuse of right triangles and run for the hills to pick a bouquet of wildflowers.

~ David Klass

Genius or jock, it didn't seem to matter. Boys were born with a gene that kept girls, no matter how smart they might be, from understanding them.

~ Charity Tahmaseb

I was bullied. I was a bit of a geek. Good-looking guys were off-limits. I didn't start dating until I was 18.

~ Michelle Ryan