Golf and dating don't mix.
~ Larry David
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
~ Jello Biafra
Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.
~ Marc Anthony
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.
~ Tim Heidecker
People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.
~ Lee Westwood
The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.
~ Bobby Locke
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
Your emotions are exposed when you play golf: humility, pride, anger, it all comes out with each swing. You lay it all on the line.
~ Bryant Gumbel
Golf courses are beautiful, it's good for the soul and it gets out the anger... well, if you don't care about the score then you won't have a heart attack.
~ Matthew Goode
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.
~ Jon Stewart
My dad's method in his madness was to try every sport and then observe what I liked. I played football, tennis, golf, cricket but I loved my snooker.
~ Ronnie O'sullivan
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
~ Bertrand Russell
