Grover Underwood Quotes

You're a stalker with hooves.I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

~ Rick Riordan

Grover: It’s a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that’s because he’s laughing at me.

~ Rick Riordan

Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm.It's green! Nico said with delight.

~ Rick Riordan

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.

~ Rick Riordan

He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die!

~ Rick Riordan

When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?).

~ Rick Riordan

But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem to be parting around us, as Grover had promised. They were rolling straight over our valley, sealing us in like a coffin lid.Er, Percy ...? Grover said. We don't use the c-word to describe the Lord of the Sky.

~ Rick Riordan

But how did you know where we were? Annabeth asked.Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami if you made it out of the Sea of Monsters alive. Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

~ Rick Riordan

The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes, very much, sire!”“Well, I did not miss this place!” Dionysus snapped. “I bear bad news, my friends. Evil news. The minor gods are changing sides. Morpheus has gone over to the enemy. Hecate, Janus, and Nemesis, as well. Zeus knows how many more.”Thunder rumbled in the dis

~ Rick Riordan

Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.

~ Rick Riordan

Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset.

~ Rick Riordan