Help Quotes

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

~ Michael Showalter

Do not try to do too much with your own hands. Better the Arabs do it tolerably than you do it perfectly. It is their war, and you are to help them, not to win it for them.

~ T. E. Lawrence

With the end of the cold war, all the 'isms' of the 20th century - Fascism, Nazism, Communism and the evil of apartheid-ism - have failed. Except one. Only democracy has shown itself true the help of all mankind.

~ Jack Kemp

Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. We will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God.

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

I wanted to fight in the Iraq war because I felt like I had an obligation as a human being to help free people from oppression.

~ Edward Snowden

There must be people who remember World War II and the Holocaust who can help us get out of this rut.

~ Martin Scorsese

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

~ Conan O'brien

I grew up in a neighborhood in Baltimore that was like a war zone, so I never learned to trust that there were people who could help me.

~ Jada Pinkett Smith

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.

~ Roseanne Barr

Like prospecting in the 19th century, reconnaissance of the asteroids would of necessity take place in an arena where trouble is likely and help is distant. Heroic stories of individual triumph and failure, set on landscapes never seen by humankind, are in the cards.

~ Seth Shostak

The attributes for entrepreneurs cut both ways. You need the ability to ignore inconvenient facts and see the world as it should be and not as it is. This inspires people to take huge leaps of faith. But this blindness to facts can be a liability, too. The characteristics that help entrepreneurs succeed can also lead to their failure.

~ Eric Ries

While 'The Owner's Manual' is not a formula for guaranteed success by any means, we're confident it will help reduce the failure rate of most startups that use our Customer Development process.

~ Steve Blank

When we're in game worlds, I believe that many of us become the best version of ourselves: the most likely to help at a moment's notice. The most likely to stick with a problem as long as it takes. To get up after failure and try again.

~ Jane Mcgonigal

Some teachers feel that if they ask for emotional help, they're a failure. But teaching is a team sport.

~ Erin Gruwell

When you look into the eyes of an animal you've rescued, you can't help but fall in love.

~ Paul Shaffer

Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves.

~ Gerard Way

You don't walk away if you love someone. You help the person.

~ Hillary Clinton

The cynic finds love with the idealist. The rebel with the conformist. The social butterfly with the bookworm. They help each other balance their lives.

~ Joyce Brothers

Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.

~ Euripides

Offering unequal leaves just reinforces the longstanding notion that parenting responsibilities aren't equal, and that doesn't help anyone.

~ Christine Tsai

Growing up, politics never trickled down to the areas we come from. But people from Obama's camp, and Obama himself, reached out to me and asked for my help on the campaign. We've sat and had dinner, and we've spoken on the phone. He's a very sharp guy. Very charming. Very cool.

~ Jay-Z

Every time I take a photo, it goes into SnapSeed. Even if it's just a price tag on something, it still goes into SnapSeed, and I start editing it. I'm not a photographer, so I need all the help I can get when it comes to make a picture look cool.

~ Hunter Hayes

The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently.

~ Mark Zuckerberg

Written communication is a tremendous help for me, and so when electronic mail was invented in '71, I got very excited about it, thinking well, gee, the deaf community could really use this, or the hard-of-hearing community as well.

~ Vint Cerf

I believe that no matter what you do in life, if you learn the basics through theater, it will help you in everything else - problem solving, communication, discipline, all of that stuff.

~ Laura Linney

We need men and women to sit down and talk to each other about sex honestly and openly. That would help us fight Aids so immediately. But our lack of communication is hugely problematic.

~ Emma Thompson

Communication is an issue where we can improve, and if I can do anything to help, I am happy to.

~ Ellen Stofan

Wikipedia was a big help for science, especially science communication, and it shows no sign of diminishing in importance.

~ Aubrey De Grey

We intend to keep the lines of communication open with the Defense Department so we can help our border law enforcement agencies navigate the equipment application process.

~ Henry Cuellar

There's food and supplements that you can take legally that will better your body and help you stay healthy. Shortcuts are something that's always been around all sports, but as a union, we're trying to do the best we can to weed those guys out of the game.

~ Jake Arrieta

I think women athletes who have been successful need to help other sports, those sports that are just emerging. That's what I've been thinking about and looking forward to.

~ Venus Williams

Pfizer's actually teamed up with my nonprofit organization, which is called Adaptive Action Sports. I cofounded this organization in 2005 to help people with physical disabilities get involved in action sports, go snowboarding, skateboarding.

~ Amy Purdy

One of the big things about space exploration is that it is as expensive as it is complicated, and you need all the countries of the world to help if you want to accomplish big goals.

~ Ellen Stofan

What I'm trying to do is, is to make a significant difference in space flight. And help make space flight accessible to almost anyone.

~ Elon Musk

We should've asked China to be a portion of the space station. We should've worked out ways that we can... just give away the technology that we have that puts things up into space, with cooperation up above the atmosphere that's needed to help each other.

~ Buzz Aldrin

As photographs give people an imaginary possession of a past that is unreal, they also help people to take possession of space in which they are insecure.

~ Susan Sontag

At the very least we should be given a bit of credit and a little bit of space, and maybe the media should think we could help them discover why English teams do not win European competitions.

~ Jose Mourinho

Computers ought to help people find their own best path through lots of textual information.

~ Mitch Kapor

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

~ Bill Cosby

We think we're saving time with microwaves, cell phones, beepers, computers and voice mail, but often these things help us create the illusion of getting somewhere - and they foster a chain of constant activity. We're really just squeezing extra activity into every minute that we gain.

~ Arlie Russell Hochschild