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Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Ford Prefect H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Life

Having solved all the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophical, etymological, meteorological and psychological problems of the Universe except for his own, three times over, [Marvin] was severely stuck for something to do, and had taken up composing short dolorous ditties of no tone, or indeed tune. The latest one was a lullaby.Marvin droned,Now the world has gone to bed,Darkness won't engulf my head,I can see in infrared,He paused to gather the artistic and emotional strength to tackle the next verse.Now I lay me down to sleep,Try to count electric sheep,Sweet dream wishes you can keep

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Counting Sheep H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Marvin Sci Fi

God's Final Message to His Creation:'We apologize for the inconvenience.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams God H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense from Maximegalon to try to reason with the lead singer who had locked himself in the bathroom with a bottle of pills and was refusing to come out till it could be proved conclusively to him that he wasn't a fish. The bass player was busy machine-gunning his bedroom and the drummer was nowhere on board.Frantic inquiries led to the discovery that he was standing on a beach on Santraginus V over a hundred light years away where, he claimed, he had been happy for over half an hour now and had found a small stone that would be his friend.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Friends Happiness Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Logic Music Rock Stars

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so—but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Intelligence Stupidity Trillian Zaphod Beeblebrox

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term future perfect has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Future Grammar Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Arthur Dent H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Humour Science Fiction

One of the problems has to do with the speed of light and the difficulties involved in trying to exceed it. You can't. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

~ Doughlas Adams

Doughlas Adams Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Satire

It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Civilization H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Logic Wonko The Sane

Having solved all the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophical, etymological, meteorological and psychological problems of the Universe except for his own, three times over, [Marvin] was severely stuck for something to do, and had taken up composing short dolorous ditties of no tone, or indeed tune. The latest one was a lullaby.Marvin d

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Counting Sheep H2G2 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Humor Marvin Sci Fi
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