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Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.

~ Everskeptic

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Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.

~ Jill Conner Browne

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If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

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A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.

~ Jeanette E. Mathews

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You raise them half-decent, and they grow up and leave. They move to Miami or California-- someplace with gourmet groceries and nude beaches because you've reared them to cook good and be liberal minded. It's just the opposite with your failures-- them kids stick to your tail like a cocklebur. You'd think it would be the other way around, but it's not. No matter how old I get, this will always amaze me.

~ Michael Lee West

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Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.

~ Michael Lee West

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