Improbable Quotes

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

~ H.l. Mencken

If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

With God, the impossible is not an obstacle but an invitation.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Approaching the forest from the west was no army, but a delegation of Grailsundanian master surgeons on their way to an appendix conference . . . But that isn't the craziest part of the story - oh, no, my boy, for approaching from the east was a party of itinerant watchmakers bound for the pocket-watch fair at Wimbleton . . . But not even that is the craziest part of the story! For apporaching from the south were over a hundred armourers and locksmiths on their way to Florinth, where some power-hungry prince had commissioned them to build a monstrous war machine . . . Well, that would be enough crazy coincedences for an averagely crazy story but the battle of Nurn Forest involved the most improbable coincedences in the history of Zamonia. For entering the forest, this time from the north came a delegation of alchemists.

~ Walter Moers

With God, the word ‘impossible’ is itself impossible.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Destiny is the music of the improbable. Were it otherwise, almost anyone could exist.

~ Kenneth Patchen

Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible.

~ Rod Serling

All life is preoccupied with death. Death is the only certain future. Yet in the face of reason, everyone holds out hope for the highly improbable.

~ Johnny Rich

Christmas is God deciding to become what He never had been, so that we can become what we never could be. And so, God does the most improbable thing imaginable. He orchestrates His own birth.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Nothing is impossible no matter how improbable, all things can be done before the rising sun!

~ Misti Renea Neely

Opportunity arises when a seemingly impossible task is met with an improbable solution.

~ Jeffrey Fry

I dream of defeating tyrants and ogres as well as circumstances and consequences that I cannot conquer in life. I dream of a love as sweet and addictive as chocolate-coated rose petals yet as tenacious as a thirsty vampire and as enduring as immortality. I dream of things improbable and boldly insane.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich