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Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.

~ Diane Kelly

Diane Kelly Cozy Mystery Humorous Irs Texas

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

~ Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Government Humor Irs Mafia

I should hex the IRS.

~ Laura Oliva

Laura Oliva Irs Urban Fantasy Witch Humor

A number of people who I’ve talked to about this assume that I got into a fight with the cops. (Because of, y'know, the militant politics.) I actually had an audience member come up to me once and ask me if I paid taxes. Of course I pay taxes! I pay taxes for exactly the same reason that I hate paying taxes — because I think my government is terrifying and stupid. I don't need the IRS kicking my door down and taking my meticulously alphabetized collection of Tijuana bibles.

~ Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Humor Irs Libertarian Political Porn Taxation Taxes
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