I sheathed my blade and glared at him. And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.Well, that's your mistake, not mine.

~ Julie Kagawa

Julie Kagawa Allie Humor Jackal

Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?

~ Julie Kagawa

Julie Kagawa Humor Jackal

This is the most I have ever been in the sewers in one place. If someone had said to me a month ago, 'Hey, Jackal, guess where you'll be spending most of your time in New Covington? Ankle-deep in shit!' I would've ripped their lips off.

~ Julie Kagawa

Julie Kagawa Allie Humour Jackal Kanin Sewers

Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He is usually portrayed as being half human and half jackal, and holding a metal detector in his hand ... Anubis is employed by the Department of Homeland Security to examine the hearts of all travellers to make sure they have not exceeded the weight limit for psychological baggage ... He is also shown frisking mummies and confiscating firearms and other contraband. It doesn't take much to tip the scales in favour of a dead body cavity search or an afterlifetime travel ban.

~ Stephen Moles

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Seeing as this is probably my last hurrah, I don't suppose I could get you two bleeding hearts to massacre a village with me? For old time's sake. - Jackal

~ Julie Kagawa

Julie Kagawa Blood Of Eden Jackal Vampire Vampires

Silly me, thinking you actually had potential. I thought, Finally, she's realized she's a vampire. Now we're getting somewhere. But now you're just a big fluffy bunny with sharp teeth.

~ Julie Kagawa

Julie Kagawa Humor Jackal Vampire