Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
~ Madonna Ciccone
My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.
~ Bret Michaels
I believe that singing is the key to long life, a good figure, a stable temperament, increased intelligence, new friends, super self-confidence, heightened sexual attractiveness, and a better sense of humor.
~ Brian Eno
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
~ Anne Wilson Schaef
It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.
~ Betty White
If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look weird... 'Well, surely, this guy can't have a productive life, surely, he doesn't have a sense of humor. Surely, he can't love life.' We stereotype people in this world. And so... if the world thinks you're not good enough, it's a lie, you know. Get a second opinion.
~ Nick Vujicic
As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.
~ Priscilla Presley
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
~ Tanit Phoenix
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
~ W. Somerset Maugham
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
~ Hugh Sidey
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
~ William Arthur Ward
You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
~ Kesha
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
~ David Lynch
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.
~ Alan Thicke
My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense of humor and light-hearted approach always make me smile. My husband is a pivotal anchor in my life. His influence encourages me to be independent and take risks.
~ Padmasree Warrior
As an actor, I'm attracted to drama; as a director, it's humor - because it's the story of my life, and I can't be that serious about it. Being alone is a big theme in all my movies, both as a director and as an actress.
~ Jodie Foster
I just try to write what I think would really happen, and with grief and tragedy, there are these naturally occurring moments of levity and humor and absurdity. I think that's what life is really like. Sadness gets interrupted, and happiness gets interrupted.
~ Kaui Hart Hemmings
My view of life is colored by humor and looking at the best in any situation.
~ Michael J. Fox
After spending 460 days as a hostage, I did emerge a fundamentally changed person. But I think, like everyone does as they grow older and probably wiser, I can look back at my earlier life - my history, my mistakes, the joy I felt as a young woman traveling the world - with some objectivity and even some humor.
~ Amanda Lindhout
I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny.
~ Teddy Thompson
Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.
~ Allen Klein
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
~ Terry Bradshaw
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot.
~ Peter Jennings
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
~ Jennifer Jones
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
~ Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good.
~ Katie Lowes
There is something really horrific for any human being who feels he is being consumed by other people. I'm talking about a writer's critics, who don't address what you've written, but want to probe into your existence and magnify the trivia of your life without any sense of humor, without any sense of context.
~ Wole Soyinka
I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.
~ George Takei
Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
~ Anne Lamott
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
~ Bernie Mac
I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?
~ Mayer Hawthorne
The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.
~ Andre Rieu
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.
~ Steven Wright
Sad music, I always thought, is more beautiful than other music. But at the same time, I am in my personal life a very happy guy. I have a sense of humor. I am not the kind of depressed guy all the time brooding. No. I am very enthusiastic about things.
~ Alejandro González Iñárritu
People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.
~ Howard Jacobson
There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
~ Al Franken
I'm very confident that Nick Hornby always gets it right as a writer. He has the vernacular and passion. He is adroit and dry, and balances humor with the humanity of life.
~ Pierce Brosnan
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
~ Margaret Cho
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
I'm a huge fan of Steve Martin. He's hilarious, but he has this depth to him and this way of dealing with the difficult things in life with a sense of humor that I think has helped me as an actress.
~ Alexandra Daddario
