Me Quotes

The Connection Machines owned by the United States government laboratories were made available to me because they were considered impossible to program and there was no great demand for them at that time.

~ Philip Emeagwali

Show me one dictatorship in the world that has not been supported by the United States government or some European governments. It almost doesn't exist. I think a dictatorship and hegemony are part of the same phenomenon.

~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I have 120 people in my payroll without any government giving me any money. We live off the tickets and the records I sell. That is very unusual.

~ Andre Rieu

To me, regardless of who's in office, the government is strangled by business. And the government's priorities are dictated by business. I mean, why does America, even after healthcare reform, still not have free universal healthcare? I'm sure it has something to do with the insurance lobby.

~ Andrew Dominik

Left to me, the whole purpose of government is for the security of the citizens, like the security of lives and property.

~ Ibrahim Babangida

Sheikh Hasina's government is one of the best Bangladesh has ever had. She is taking action against fundamentalists. But even she refused to let me return. I don't think I can ever return home.

~ Taslima Nasrin

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

~ Mitch Hedberg

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

~ Alicia Silverstone

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

~ Bridget Hall

I had a few dating disasters along the way with girls cheating on me. One girl was the inspiration for me singing 'Cry Me A River' on 'The X Factor.' That was my payback to her because she was unfaithful.

~ Liam Payne

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

~ Orson Welles

Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be.

~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?

~ Demi Lovato

I've always been intellectually restless, but it is the building part of it that most interests me. It is the constructing of the team that is my favorite part. Anyone who is familiar with the history of the A's franchise, even dating back to Philadelphia, knows that every five or 10 years, you have to tear it apart and rebuild it.

~ Billy Beane

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

~ Mark Hoppus

The earliest example known to me of replaced body parts is exemplified by a Mayan skull dating back to 1400 BC. In this skull, false teeth made of stone had been implanted.

~ John Gurdon

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

~ Ben Affleck

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.

~ Shia Labeouf

I like the idea of dating, but I'm not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. It's hard to be in a relationship unless you're ready to go public with it. So it's a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really don't want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder.

~ Cory Monteith

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

~ Andie Macdowell

I was dating girls who were actresses, and that was fun, so I took a playwriting class. But that was short-lived. That was one year. Around that time, I was seeing movies that were making me think in terms of images.

~ Richard Linklater

I'm definitely old-school when it comes to dating. I'm not into the 'game' so much. If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me.

~ Ashley Tisdale

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

~ Britney Spears

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

~ John Mayer

All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song.

~ Kesha

I'm a fixer, unfortunately. I'm like, 'Oh, I can fix you.' But it's not just guys I'm dating anymore. It's this entire legion of young girls who tell me they need me to maintain any sort of sanity or peace.

~ Halsey

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.

~ Zac Efron

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

~ Garry Shandling

I don't like going out on a date unless I know the broad a little bit beforehand. By the way, 'broad' to me is not a detrimental term for women; it's simply another word for female. Anyway, I don't really go out a whole lot, because there aren't many girls I like to take out and spend a whole evening with - at least not an evening in public.

~ Joe Namath

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.

~ Jeremy Lin

Comedy helped me out in my teenage years. It saw me through puberty and helped me to deal with dating.

~ Rhys Darby

My husband, after two weeks of dating, asked me, if our relationship were to work out, would I be OK with our first boy being named Ace.

~ Jennie Finch

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

~ Minnie Driver

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

~ Julie Bowen

I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age, and neither worked out. I know people still think of me as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and he of course was much older than me, but that was a whole different lifestyle and a different kind of dating.

~ Holly Madison

It's not that I find it hard to meet girls - they do come up and chat me up from time to time. Sometimes I'm interested, I tend not to go for the prettier ones. I prefer the quirkier types.

~ Rupert Grint

I don't want to be the person who has the gigantic headlines: 'Look Who So-and-So Is Dating Now.' That, to me, isn't really who I am.

~ Chris Young

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

~ Lara Flynn Boyle

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

~ Jay London

So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: '10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He's a lawyer.' He didn't know what was going on. He didn't even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I'm dating their dad!

~ Hoda Kotb