Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
~ Narcotics Anonymous
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
~ Benjamin Franklin Wade
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
~ Markus Herz
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
~ Mark Twain
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
~ Benjamin Disraeli
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
~ Edgar Wilson Nye
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
~ Robert J. Hanlon
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
