Travis: The Aphrodite kids were ripping each other’s clothes and throwing lipstick and jewellery. It was like a rabid herd of wild Bratz.

~ Rick Riordan

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Hey, my spaghetti’s moving!” cried Mr. Twit, poking around in it with his fork.“It’s a new kind,” Mrs. Twit said, taking a mouthful from her own plate which of course had no worms. “It’s called Squiggly Spaghetti. It’s delicious. Eat it up while it’s nice and hot.

~ Roald Dahl

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When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.

~ Earl B. Russell

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I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

~ Betty White

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