Sex Quotes

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind...

~ Terry Pratchett

Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

~ Natalie Portman

It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers they're fucking. If she wanted to think that apathy and independence were the same thing, good for her. Maybe she was right.

~ Paul Neilan

Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth.

~ James Redfield

When you are secure in yourself, know what turns you on, and enjoy watching your partner watch you experience sexual pleasure, you have a highly novel relationship grounded in love. The experience of seeing and being seen fuels lust and desire. This is exactly the way you integrate healthy lust and love into your sex life. It’s relational sex, not the old pornographic sex of past addictions.

~ Alexandra Katehakis

There’s a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make love to someone who can satisfy us soulfully and eternally. Once you realize the fine-line between making love and having sex, you will understand the meaning of life! Life isn’t only about survival, it’s about living and so is making love. We have sex to satisfy our lust and hunger, which is nothing, but survival, but we make love to feed our soul and our mind, to fill a void that is there since a long time, that longs for a partner and that needs someone whom we want to spend the next morning with!When you have sex just for physical pleasure, you are ashamed and guilty at one point of life or another, but when you make love to someone who means everything to you, you are always proud of it. Never in life, not even a single time, you regret that time and the moments spent with that person. You will always rejoice it and remember it with equal passion and joy.

~ Mehek Bassi

...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

~ Christopher Moore

Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.

~ Karen Marie Moning

I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.

~ Lorelei James

The playboy is not necessarily a man who has many girlfriends, or a man who has many women, or a man who has slept with many women. That is old. But there is a new breed of the playboy and he is the man who remains single in attempts to make every woman feel as if he belongs to her, he remains a virgin in order to make every woman feel like she will be the first one, and in the end he may choose a very unattractive woman to adorn his side, so that in all circumstances, he will shine as the more beautiful one. This is the new breed of playboy. And it is a very evil one.

~ C. Joybell C.

A perverse nature can be stimulated by anything. Any book can be used as a pornographic instrument, even a great work of literature if the mind that so uses it is off-balance. I once found a small boy masturbating in the presence of the Victorian steel-engraving in a family Bible.

~ Anthony Burgess

You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.

~ Catherine Coulter

I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.

~ Robert A. Heinlein

But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I'll have more time for reading when I'm old and boring.

~ John Green

Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

~ Anatole France

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.

~ Stephen Fry

Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.

~ Philip Larkin

Self-respect. It would make me lovable. And it's the secret to good sex.

~ Susan Sontag

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

~ Evelyn Waugh

Living in the Islamic Republic is like having sex with someone you loathe.

~ Azar Nafisi

You and me, baby girl, we're too jaded. We just want mind-blowing sex with someone who knows we're fucked up and accepts it.

~ Sylvia Day

What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.

~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

But all I could see was her. No skill of mine, no artist anywhere, could’ve immortalized how gorgeous she was. It was impossible to believe she’d ever had any doubts about her body. The firelight shone on her skin, golden and perfect, making her look like some radiant goddess of legend. I wanted to kneel before her and offer eternal obedience.

~ Richelle Mead

Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone----the pleasure is in the exchange. -Liberty Jones

~ Lisa Kleypas

It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.

~ Charles Bukowski

Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.

~ Mary Roach

The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.

~ Patricia Briggs

I feel claimed and bonded to him like animals do. I feel like I've already been caught and trapped and he's merely priming me, leaving me to simmer in my juices, anxiously waiting for the moment when he takes his first bite of me.

~ Katy Evans

Eve: Keep your mind off sexRoake: Why? It's so happy there.

~ J.d. Robb

It is a terrible error to let any natural impulse, physical or mental, stagnate. Crush it out, if you will, and be done with it; or fulfil it, and get it out of the system; but do not allow it to remain there and putrefy. The suppression of the normal sex instinct, for example, is responsible for a thousand ills. In Puritan countries one inevitably finds a morbid preoccupation with sex coupled with every form of perversion and degeneracy.

~ Aleister Crowley

From space, astronauts can see people making love as a tiny speck of light. Not light, exactly, but a glow that could be mistaken for light--a coital radiance that takes generations to pour like honey through the darkness to the astronaut's eyes.In about one and a half centuries--after the lovers who made the glow will have long been laid permanently on their backs--metropolises will be seen from space. They will glow all year. Smaller cities will also be seen, but with great difficulty. Shtetls will be virtually impossible to spot. Individual couples, invisible.The glow is born from the sum of thousands of loves: newlyweds and teenagers who spark like lighters out of butane, pairs of men who burn fast and bright, pairs of women who illuminate for hours with soft multiple glows, orgies like rock and flint toys sold at festivals, couples trying unsuccessfully to have children who burn their frustrated image on the continent like the bloom a bright light leaves on the eye after you turn away fr

~ Jonathan Safran Foer

It was like there was some parallel universe we all vanished off to where we had all this sex.

~ Kazuo Ishiguro

My dick didn't seem to be aware that she was there. She kept asking me what was wrong, and I was so out of it that I thought she meant what was wrong with the world, so I started talking about global poverty and shit. I'm not surprised she left. I suspect she won't be coming back.

~ Nikki Sixx

I never asked my mother where babies came from but I remember clearly the day she volunteered the information....my mother called me to set the table for dinner. She sat me down in the kitchen, and under the classic caveat of 'loving each other very, very much,' explained that when a man and a woman hug tightly, the man plants a seed in the woman. The seed grows into a baby. Then she sent me to the pantry to get placemats. As a direct result of this conversation, I wouldn't hug my father for two months.

~ Sloane Crosley

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

~ J.d. Salinger

I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.

~ Sue William Silverman

Men love a submissive woman, Damon said simply. Even when they say the don't. There's just something about a beautiful, soft woman looking to them to protect and take care of them that inspires a man to greatness.

~ Maya Banks

I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

~ Jennifer Crusie

Much healing can occur through the sexual act with a person you love and trust if the two of you can stay with each other during your most vulnerable moments. You enter into a sacred space, this unknown territory, from which you’ll emerge into new and unexpected states of being.

~ Alexandra Katehakis

A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.

~ Megan Hart