Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Ophelia was surprised by how easily she lied. She had two stolen keys in her pocket, and the lies were sliding off her tongue. Soon, she'd probably be shoplifting. She expected that was how it started.

~ Karen Foxlee

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Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?

~ Daniel Clowes

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