Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

~ Matt Groening

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I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

~ Matt Groening

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SIMPSONS BLUFFER'S RULE #2The competent bluffer should always refer to the performers who play The Simpsons as 'the voice talent' never 'actors'.For extra effect, drop their first names... This implies some tacit familiarity and your bluffee will simply melt before your eyes like the witch in The Wizard of Oz

~ Paul Couch

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Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

~ Homer Simpson

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Alice is fictional. This isn't.

~ Jess C. Scott

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