IMBECILE! the chef shouted. Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe your FACE! I arrange the food on plates with care, are you understanding what I am telling you? It is part of the art form of cooking, yes? A lovely plate of food is a thing of beauty! And then you, NUMBSKULL, come along and put your fat greasy FINGERS all over my plate, and SHAKE the plate, and move my food all around the plate until it looks like pigs' vomit!Chef Vlad! I cried out in delight.

~ Kenneth Oppel

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Let me get you all some punch,” I said.“You're leaving us?” said Isabel, sounding panicky.“I'll be right back,” I promised. “If anyone comes near you, just scream and run.

~ Kenneth Oppel

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Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

~ William Shakespeare

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