A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…

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Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.

~ Nicki Elson

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Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

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My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

~ Nicki Elson

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When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects, some women treat objects as men.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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