My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.
~ Cuba Gooding
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.
~ Mary Wortley Montagu
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'
~ Rolf Harris
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.
~ Tim Allen
I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me, 'If I give you $10,000, will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?' And within a year, he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job.
~ Patti Stanger
I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars.
~ Nobu Matsuhisa
My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.
Sometimes, I tell my wife I have to take a car trip and collect new memories - I like to drive around at absolute random for weeks on end through the United States and parts of Canada. Or else I feel trapped, like you feel when your life is completely planned for months in advance, and you think you're not getting enough oxygen.
~ Jim Harrison
Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so as to take advantage of the half hour going and coming.
~ Thomas Friedman
The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.
~ Stephen Merchant
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
~ Michael Jordan
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
~ Philip Stanhope
I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.
~ Alex Campbell
A happy wife is a happy life.
~ Gavin Rossdale
Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.
~ Benjamin Bratt
If it's a romantic holiday, the only thing I need is my wife. We love quiet and calm places where we can't be disturbed. Neither of us likes being in busy places; we would much rather stay in our hotel room and enjoy each other's company.
~ Jean Reno
Whenever I'm doing anything romantic with an actor, or if there's a director around, I never want anybody's wife to feel threatened by me.
~ Julianne Moore
I believed that the husband takes care of the family, and the wife takes care of him, and they are true to each other. I know that sounds a romantic illusion, but it can be true.
~ Debbie Reynolds
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.
~ Steve Carell
My wife would say I'm not romantic at all, but I would say that I'm the ultimate romancer because I write about... life being brilliant.
~ Noel Gallagher
I'm not trying to be romantic. I think you can tell when people are trying to be sexy onstage. When I was doing 'All the Way,' I was really thinking about my wife. People don't know my personal experience, but they can tell it's an honest interpretation.
~ Harry Connick
I proposed to my wife on Brighton Beach, and she said yes. That's pretty romantic. Even though I forgot to go down on one knee because I was too busy trying to compose the question.
~ Robert Webb
My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me - not so much the positive stuff, but the damage.
~ Sherman Alexie
I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife.
~ Nick Cannon
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
~ Alice Cooper
When I'm with the wife, and we're having a romantic night, I occasionally think about a glass of red wine, but I'll order a sparkling water. I'd like the wine, but it wouldn't end with one glass, so I don't even go there.
~ Dave Gahan
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
~ B. R. Ambedkar
I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and we're best friends on top of it, so we're very fortunate.
~ Max Greenfield
We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes, but the idea is that at the end of the day, my wife and I realize that we'll always be holding each other's hand. This is a lifelong relationship, and after 12 years she hasn't gotten rid of me yet.
~ Kyle Chandler
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
~ Will Cuppy
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
~ Howard Nemerov
I didn't know how to weigh ideas about poetry. Nothing in the life I lived as a student - and later as wife and mother at the suburban edge of Dublin - suggested I had the wherewithal to do so. But I did have a unit of measurement. It was the measure of my own life.
~ Eavan Boland
I wonder if I ever thought of an ideal reader... I guess when I was in my 20s and in New York and maybe even in my early 30s, I would write for my wife Janice... mainly for my poet friends and my wife, who was very smart about poetry.
~ Kenneth Koch
Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.
~ Samuel Richardson
I have not one shred of anger in my heart against Netanyahu or his wife.
~ Naftali Bennett
One good thing I'd like to say about divorce is that it sometimes makes it possible for you to be a much better wife to your next husband because you have a place for your anger - it's not directed at the person you're currently with.
~ Nora Ephron
Perhaps it should be obvious: Adultery is a social threat that arouses raw anger and fear, which the bellicose then need to discharge rather than merely feel, traditionally on the philandering wife or the female home-wrecker.
~ Mary Gaitskill
A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all.
~ Julianna Margulies
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
~ Kin Hubbard
