Wife Quotes

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

An oligarchy of race, where the Saxon rules the African, might be endured; but this oligarchy of sex which makes father, brothers, husband, sons, the oligarchs over the mother and sisters, the wife and daughters of every household... carries discord and rebellion into every home of the nation.

~ Susan B. Anthony

A man's home is his wife's castle.

~ Alexander Chase

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

~ Jack Black

I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away, but I know my home life is fine because my wife is there.

~ Darius Rucker

Because I'm a chef, I eat out frequently, so it's hard for me to control what I consume in terms of calories. But when I'm at home, I eat what my wife cooks for me. She works hard to avoid making foods that are high in calories and cholesterol, so most of the time, she makes vegetarian dishes.

~ Masaharu Morimoto

So long as I can stay mentally alert - inquiring, curious - I want to keep going. I love my wife and my children, but I don't want to sit around at home with them. We go on safaris and things like that. I can do that for a couple of weeks a year. I'm just not ready to stop, to die.

~ Rupert Murdoch

My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world.

~ Bob Dylan

I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife.

~ Kim Alexis

I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.

~ Marie Antoinette

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

~ Charles Bukowski

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

~ Annie Besant

My wife runs a non-profit that gives legal information online to victims of domestic violence.

~ Marshall Curry

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

~ Nicholas Sparks

I had a huge Indian wedding, and I did it for my wife, and I did it for my white friends.

~ Hasan Minhaj

Recently, I was preparing to sing Springsteen's 'If I Should Fall Behind' for a wedding and was unable to get through it without tears. My wife handed me 'Love You Forever.' I read it. I cried. But that cry somehow cured me of crying while singing the song. Go figure.

~ Clyde Edgerton

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

~ Oliver Goldsmith

The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later.

~ David Miliband

On my wedding day, I gifted my wife a platinum ring.

~ Vijender Singh

I love rings, but I can't wear them. I mean, look at my knuckles. My fingers and joints are so swollen from years of playing. That means no wedding band, either. Luckily, I have a very understanding wife.

~ Justin Tuck

I usually have a few coins in my pocket when I'm playing, but the one I use to mark my ball on the green is a special silver coin that my wife designed for me. It has our wedding date inscribed on it.

~ Louis Oosthuizen

Because my dad abused me, I was determined to never let a man tell me what to do. God clearly showed me that I needed to be a submissive wife if I wanted to be effective in ministry. The truth is, if we don't learn to submit to authority, we won't ever learn to submit to God.

~ Joyce Meyer

You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent.

~ Howie Mandel

I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.

~ John Lithgow

Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary.

~ Peter Agre