Witches Quotes

He frowned. Naked baby photos should be outlawed. She closed the photo album. So tell me, do you still have those cute dimples on your ass?

~ Kait Ballenger

A tiny cage of butterflies suddenly buzzed around the inside of her gut. Her superhot professor wanted to take a nighttime stroll with her and he was offering her his jacket. Before she could decide whether she wanted to be the type of girl who did that sort of thing with her professor, which was clearly inappropriate, she grasped the leather jacket in her hands and slipped it on. Aw, shucks, who was she kidding? She totally was that kind of girl.

~ Kait Ballenger

You're not going to answer, are you? Jaenelle asked after a minute of teeth-grinding silence.No.Don't you know the answer?Whether I know the answer or not is beside the point. It's not something a man discusses with a young girl.But you know the answer.Daemon growled.

~ Anne Bishop

Now, Simone, I'm a witch, remember? There's not much I don't know just by looking at you. And you know what I see when I look at you?'Simone walked out the door before she could finish, only hearing the steely hush of Millie's voice add, 'Nothing.

~ Suzanne Palmieri

I'll not be lyin' if I tell ya that I fancy ya a bit myself. The fancy feelings are mutual. A grin curved her lips right before Declan pressed a kiss to them.

~ Sara Humphreys

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hottest bitch of all?

~ Sara Humphreys

Scaoileadh Me.... 'Release me.' That was what he said. No doubt about it. It was in Gaelic, but that was what the voice said. Holy. Crap.

~ Sara Humphreys

You might be a fairy tale leprechaun man but at the heart of it you're still a man who won't talk about anything.

~ Sara Humphreys

Me father always said if ya can find a lass who's brilliant in the kitchen and in the bed ya best not let her go.

~ Sara Humphreys

Are ya tryin' to kill me, Maggie? Declan bit the words out and his fingers dug deeper into her hips. Are ya wantin' to see a grown man beg?

~ Sara Humphreys

The English, by and large, being a crass and indolent race, were not as keen on burning women as other countries in Europe.

~ Terry Pratchett

A year ago on my twenty-third birthday, I rebuffed the advances of a beautiful young woman whom I did not love. Alas, she turned out to be a sorceress. She repaid me by casting a spell that forces every female I touch to fall into a frenzy of lust. His mouth twisted bitterly. Thus she robbed me of one of mankind's greatest gifts - the ability to seek and find true love.

~ Jo Grafford

Men have dragged us by our hair through the ages, and whether they give us crumbs or bright, shiny rocks, they truly give us nothing at all. If you have not opened your legs for them so that they could drawl out as babies or crawl in as men, they they will leave you to starve like a dog on the street. So now we are done playing the way they want us to play. Now we are moving to music they cannot hear, to a rhythm they cannot understand. They call it madness and we call it truth and find me the magistrate you can trust to judge between the two? Bah. So we dance on, we dance on.

~ Toby Barlow

Even the pious Scots, locked throughout history in a long-drawn-out battle with their arch-enemies the Scots, managed a few burnings to while away the long winter evenings.

~ Terry Pratchett

How old are you?Ah that is a good one. I do not know.Before cars?Before trains, before guns. Before people stole the curves from the high clouds and the angles from the flying flocks to build all their little alphabets.

~ Toby Barlow

She killed her sons first. Hammering a long fence nail through each of their hearts. Then, taking an ax, she methodically beheaded each one of her brothers-in-law. Going out to the pens, she drove the livestock into the barn, bolting it shut, and while the goat kids and spring lambs panicked and brayed, she put all the buildings to flame.

~ Toby Barlow

I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.

~ Terry Pratchett

We ain’t going to curse anyone,” said Granny firmly. “It hardly ever works if they don’t know you’ve done it.

~ Terry Pratchett

We got the spell exactly right. Except for the ingredients. And most of the poetry. And it probably wasn’t the right time. And Gytha took most of it home for the cat, which couldn’t of been proper.

~ Terry Pratchett

Witches just aren’t like that,” said Magrat. “We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.The other two looked at her with a certain amount of surprised admiration. She blushed, although not greenly, and looked at her knees.“Goodie Whemper did a recipe,” she confessed. “It’s quite easy. What you do is, you get some lead, and you—”“I don’t think that would be appropriate,” said Granny carefully, after a certain amount of internal struggle. “It could give people the wrong idea.”“But not for long,” said Nanny wistfully.

~ Terry Pratchett

At last the magic caught, and she managed to vault clumsily onto it before it trundled into the night sky as gracefully as a duck with one wing missing.

~ Terry Pratchett

...I have followed one line only of anthropological enquiry, the survival of an indigenous European cult and the interaction between it and the exotic religion which finally overwhelmed it. I have traced the worship of the Horned God onwards through the centuries from the Palaeolithic prototypes,...

~ Margatet Alice Murray

A miracle came in the form of a doctor whom her mother knew. He put her in a roasting pan and placed her above a fire to keep her warm.

~ Christy Deveaux

The world he thought he knew had become an odd thing, twisting time and purpose. But it had remained an unfair universe in the end.

~ Susan Catalano

In unison, they recited an ancient rhyme. With one blue eye to rule the sky, An eye of brown controls the ground; Magic swirls within our souls, Cryptic, mystic, spiritualistic, To protect the weak from evil's effect, Elements guide us, ever bind us. A band of witches scattered wide From Warlock Morpheus we must hide.

~ Vonnie Davis

Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs.

~ Vonnie Davis

Gossiping's part of witchcraft,' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet.

~ Terry Pratchett

She had understood before she had ever dreamed of a city such as this, where every texture, every color, leapt out at you, where every fragrance was a drug, and the air itself was something alive and breathing.

~ Anne Rice

This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it.

~ Elizabeth A. Reeves

Lasher,’ she said, ‘for the wind which you send that lashes the grasslands, for the wind that lashes the leaves from the trees.

~ Anne Rice

I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have that effect on a girl.

~ Elizabeth A. Reeves

It might have interested Newt to know that, of the thirty-nine thousand women tested with the pin during the centuries of witch-hunting, twenty-nine thousand said “ouch,” nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine didn’t feel anything because of the use of the aforesaid retractable pins, and one witch declared that it had miraculously cleared up the arthritis in her leg.

~ Terry Pratchett

She was not the still quiet type. Aphrodites never are.

~ Lenora Henson

Tiffany jumped when she saw a balloon sail up above the trees, catch the wind, and swoop away, but it turned out to be just a balloon and not a lump of excess Brian. She could tell this because it was followed by a long scream of rage mixed with a roar of complaint: “AAaargwannawannaaaagongongonaargggaaaaBLOON!” which is the traditional sound of a very small child learning that with balloons, as with life itself, it is important to know when not to let go of the string. The whole point of balloons is to teach small children this.

~ Terry Pratchett

But a girl starting out in life might well say to herself: 'Is this it? You worked hard and denied yourself things and what you got at the end was hard work and self-denial?

~ Terry Pratchett

Here you are. Would you like some pickles?”“Pickles gives me the wind something awful.”“In that case—”“Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress Weatherwax said, taking two large pickled cucumbers.

~ Terry Pratchett

The spirits made her sick, and I don't just mean the Scotch.

~ Lenora Henson

My mother was a pathetic patchwork witch who had used magic so much to meddle in her own life that she had no integrity left and was nothing but a coil of hatreds consuming themselves in futility. We had already hedged her power, with the help of the fairies.

~ Jo Walton

There weren't always happy endings and children would do well to know that vile things could happen to them, that witches and wolves were desperate to steal them should they be disobedient or foolish or simply unlucky.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

Witches, he thought. Always rhyming.

~ Nora Roberts