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They were all looking at him with an unpronounceable hunger. Actually it was a lot like the faces you see in porn, but with less certainty of the course of action. It was as if they couldn't decide whether to fuck him first, and then eat him, or the other way around. Except that probably wouldn't work as well.

~ Amelia Beamer

Amelia Beamer The Loving Dead Zombies

Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away.

~ Kelly Dipucchio

Kelly Dipucchio Courtship Love Smiles Zombies

What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie? The big man in the back barked a laugh. You'll pay for that one.

~ Aria Kane

Aria Kane Humor Zombies

I totally don't know what to do. He got up and started pacing. Am I supposed to get you a present? Or maybe a card. I'm completely lost.

~ David Lubar

David Lubar My Rotten Life Zombies

She sticks to the rules, because it's all she's got. It's like her feelings dried up and they were replaced with a pile of useless laws. Like my appendix. Don't know what I need it for, but it's still there.

~ Monica Valentinelli

Monica Valentinelli Post Apocalyptic Zombies Zombies Life

The whole right side of his face was smashed in, concave forehead and crushed cheekbone and one eye bugging precariously from a broken socket. He was purplish-black, and dirty white: Maggots seethed from every pore and crawled across him in excited wriggly piles, blowflies waving and blooming and wilting, the bits of bone they'd scraped clean glinting like tiny mosaic tiles. Scraps of jeans and a leather jacket clung to the sticky seething mess of his flesh. He was big, big shouldered, a good foot taller; chit-chitter, he went, even standing still.

~ Joan Frances Turner

Joan Frances Turner Zombies

So, if the zombies are coming to town, why exactly are we coming back here?”“Don’t call them that.”“But they are—““No, they’re not. They’re mutants or science gone awry orsomething. Anything but zombies.” “How would that be better?

~ Daniel Younger

Daniel Younger Zombies

Little is known about the love lives of the undead. Really, past the brain-eating, reanimated corpse angle, not much is said for the zombie’s perspective. So they ate brains—big deal! Sure, they were corpses—so what? Indeed, there was the smell, but whose fault was that?At first glance they were brain-hungry cannibals, (Mmm, brains. Maybe with a little cilantro or a garlic rub—mashed potatoes and brainsloaf—brains pot pie—penne a la brains...) but in reality, zombies were not the mindless man-eaters or virus-addled lunatics jonesing for human flesh depicted in the movies. Just like everything in life—or rather, unlife—things were more complicated. Zombies were, until very recently, people. And with that came wants, desires, longings. Needs.Asher had been troubled by the zombie loneliness until Brenda, the attractive corpse he’d met in a less animated state earlier, pulled him into the cemetery, threw him down on a slab and shagged him silly.

~ Daniel Younger

Daniel Younger Zombies

There are probably more of us. If we’re all zombies, thenthere’s got to be more. I say we go up to the cemetery and find out.”“Can we get soda on the way?”Nothing washes down brains better than a can of Coca Cola and a little shameless product placement. (Hey, the undead do have an image problem.)“Soda and cemeteries! Soda and cemeteries!” they chanted. “And braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins!”“Hey Bernie, you’re getting pretty good at that.”“Okay, you try.”“Braaa—” the zombie belched, ”—aiiinsss.”Earl heaved the coroner’s body out of the way. They headed off for the cemetery, each trying furiously to perfect their own, unique and personal call for brains like an undead choir, out of tune.“Braaaaiiiiins!” “Braaiiiiiiiinns!” “Braaaaaaaaaains!” “Bray-uns.”“That was just awful.” ...Away into the night.

~ Daniel Younger

Daniel Younger Humor Zombies

Explosive Pandemic-type zombies mostly spread the contagion through wounding or biting humans, and in that way, the increase their numbers. Because they multiply so quickly and explosively, they can destroy all human civilization in a very short time. For this reason, will refer to them as Explosive Pandemic-type zombies. The person responsible for Explosive Pandemic-type zombies is none other than George A Romero, who created them in 1968 Night of the Living Dead.

~ Freddy Sakazaki

Freddy Sakazaki Film History George Romero Walking Dead Zombies

That's what's happening... zombies are out... but in hour movie... not in series.

~ Deyth Banger

Deyth Banger But In Series Zombies

When you see zombies, they're typically in a horde. A big group close together, as if they were just holding hands before you saw them and they quickly let go.

~ Dennis Liggio

Dennis Liggio Holding Hands Zombie Horde Zombies

I grinned, revealing the gap where my left incisor had been prior to a nasty encounter with a man who thought that running a zombie dog fighting ring would be a great way to spend his twilight years. Ben alwasy says I'd be more photogenic and pull better ratings if I got it fixed, but Ben can stuff it. I don't have the time or patience to mess around with dentures and bridges, and given the odds and how I tend to do my job, I'll probably be a zombie someday. Being a zombie with unbreakable titanium implants in my mouth seems like an asshole thing to do.

~ Mira Grant

Mira Grant Dentists Zombies

Mindless violence against the undead?” said Zzzap. “Count me in.

~ Peter Clines

Peter Clines Humor Superheroes Zombies Zzzap

At first we didn’t know what to call them. Most called them zombies, but it didn’t seem right, because unlike their fictional counterparts, they didn’t hunger for flesh. Others called them demons, sent back from the underworld to the world of the living after a lifetime of sin. Ghosts, spirits, the possessed, one thing was certain: the dead were dead no longer” – A.J.Hill

~ Anna Kopp

Anna Kopp Chosen Zombies

New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when they have some control over how quickly they are consumed by guilt, or a dead loved one...

~ Neil Leckman

Neil Leckman Humor Neil Leckman Zombies

On the right, a brigade of trolls. On the left, squabling civil servants. Invasion of zombies. Have I managed to summarize the zeitgeist now?

~ Martijn Benders

Martijn Benders Trolls Zeitgeist Zombies

[Therapist and friend, with a voice like Raul Julia during his Gomez Adam’s days] Rudy studied my face, “I have a two o’clock open on Tuesday.”I sighed, “Yeah, ok. Tuesday at two.”He nodded, pleased. “Bring Starbucks.”“Sure, what do you want?”“My usual. Iced half-caf ristretto quad grade two-pump raspberry two percent no whip light ice with caramel drizzle three-and-a-half-pump white mocha.”“Is any of that actually coffee?”“More or less.”“And you think I’m damaged …

~ Jonathan Maberry

Jonathan Maberry Apocalypse Biohazard Joe Ledger Patient Zero Zombies

Eche, eche, AB32, CD54, EF76, Amanda thought as she kissed Steven. At any moment, she would either kill or transform him.

~ Howard Dunkley

Howard Dunkley Ef76 Strain Horror Zombies

He sat on the grass, rested the carcass on his lap and bit into its soft underbelly, spilling its rank contents onto his freshly pressed shirt and slacks.

~ Howard Dunkley

Howard Dunkley Horror Zombie Thriller Zombies

Matthew licked the fright induced sweat from his victim’s temple then bit a quarter sized piece of flesh from her right cheek as she flayed wildly under him.

~ Howard Dunkley

Howard Dunkley Horror Horror Romance Zombie Horror Zombies

It was during Latin that the Austro-Hungarians arrived with their dogs and zombies to kill everyone at the Eden College for Young Ladies.

~ David Wake

David Wake Humor Humour Opening Lines Steampunk Zombies

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross,' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first.

~ Faith Mckay

Faith Mckay Zombies

For the first time in his life, Stony felt it. It ran like a hot wire, up from his spine, to the base of his skull. His mouth opened on its own.He wanted to bite. He wanted to bite hard.

~ Daryl Gregory

Daryl Gregory Zombies

There are bad people out there, Jimmy. I don’t know if you’ve seen them… they walk around like they’re lost. And they make people sick by hurting them. That’s why we stay inside.

~ Bryan Way

Bryan Way Explaining Explaining To Children Zombies

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

Show physical affection. Nothing says I love you like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

...brains are the only things that stand between a living person and a gruesome death. Or maybe brains and Kevlar.

~ Mira Grant

Mira Grant Zombies

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.

~ Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen Humor Marriage Advice Zombies

I like zombies, Stephen King also like them.Zombies are pretty interesting creatures,...

~ Deyth Banger

Deyth Banger Creatures Like Stephen King Zombies

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.

~ Shannon Jaeger

Shannon Jaeger Brangelina Zombie Apocalypse Zombie Apocalypse Humor Zombies

But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon.

~ Jake Bible

Jake Bible Humour Pilates Zombie Apocalypse Zombies

Davey Boy's Dead was given a new lease on life when doctors transplanted the Dynamite Kidney into his body. That new lease on life came to a sudden and rather hilarious end when the Dynamite Kidney exploded and tore a hole in Davey Boy's side. - The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Zombies

~ Darrin Mason

Darrin Mason Humor Short Stories Zombies

Thomas remembered the image of the Cranks at the windows back at the dorm. Like living nightmares, missing only a death certificate to make them official zombies.

~ James Dashner

James Dashner Cranks Flare The Maze Runner The Scorch Trials Thomas Zombies
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