Zombies Quotes

Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.

~ Faith Mckay

Studying wine taught me that there was a very big difference between soil and dirt: dirt is to soul what zombies are to humans. Soil is full of life, while dirt is devoid of it.

~ Olivier Magny

Worst rescue ever.

~ J.m. Paquette

The line of traffic advancing towards the rising sun looked like a procession of the returning dead. Every one of them, solitaries in clean shirts, smoking, checking mirrors to see if their reflections were still there, wore dark glasses.

~ Iain Sinclair

Only, it’s not an it. It’s a her. A zombie. A woman. A zombie woman. She’s older than Janine, closer to my age, maybe early thirties, missing a little bit of her face, but otherwise sort of pretty in a melancholy way.

~ Charles Yu

The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.

~ Brian South

Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.

~ Brian South

If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.--Catherine

~ Chris Pavesic

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.

~ Kelly Link

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.

~ G.g. Silverman

Nicky turned and bolted. He’d only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but were definitely not made for running, nor was the suit he was wearing. He vowed that if he made it out of there alive, he’d only wear sneakers and track suits for the rest of his days. Of course, I’ll probably be laughed out of the mob, but I don’t care at this point.

~ Ian Mcclellan

If this had been a public-school locker room, there would have been some gray jumbo-sized garbage cans nearby, and I probably could've taken care of cleanup by myself. But apparently the girls of St. Andrew's don't throw anything away, because all they had was a tiny wastebasket and some recycling bins. There were bins for paper, plastic, and glass, but none for rotting corpses. Go figure.

~ James Ponti

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants.

~ Alison Kemper

I hate zombies.I know that sound prejudiced. I'm sure some zombies are really nice to kittens and love their parents. But it's been my experience that most are not the kind of people you want sending you friend requests.

~ James Ponti

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.

~ Mira Grant

You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot.” “What? There’s no law against driving a car when you’re drunk.” He swayed back and forth while he spoke. “Besides, I’m not drunk.” “Fine, you’re not drunk, but you’ve been drinking and there is a law that says you can’t drive when you’re drunk. It’s called driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence or something like that. I’ll drive.” “Hmmm… Never heard of it. Okay- you drive.

~ Ian Mcclellan

At first, many people infected with the zombie virus experienced similar symptoms to Ebola.

~ Andrew Cormier

Word of advice,” the Colonel said from the other side. “Don’t tease the zombies.

~ Peter Watts

The world is truly a terrible place. Every one of my generation is lost, filling the holes which are their lives with seditious and yet passionless acts of unnecessary drama. It is a world of hypocrisy and whispers, a dark mine shaft of overfed, spoiled, and thankless slaves too stupid to realize that, despite their steady stream of shallow luxuries, they are still slaves.

~ Jason S. Hornsby

The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.

~ Joseph M. Chiron

Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ

~ Nessie Strange

...the end of the world hasn't granted the clumsiest among us any measure of grace.

~ Patricia Hamill

I think you’re the only person I know who gets excited over these dead things.”Freya returned his smile with her own grin and let the crossbow in her hands rest against her hip. “If you don’t think they’re even the teensiest bit fascinating, then you best just stay home and let me and Darius do the fun stuff for once.

~ Laurel Coleman

Pulling back, like a savage carnivore at its prey, it tore a large chunk of meat rendering his left arm useless...regardless he did not require it for long.

~ Stacy Buck

I could see the bay in the distance and where the ship should have been. Instead we found a burnt mast protruding from the waves.

~ Stacy Buck

You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.

~ Stacy Buck

Not too bad, reminds me of some kind of meat dip, best if you close your eyes and pretend it's something else.

~ Patricia Hamill

...his vacant eyes took on a more sinister look, taking notice of us for the first time, a stranger in our midst, a monster.

~ Patricia Hamill

I don't want to think about it, but I have to. Someone has to. I see the signs of spring and I weep...

~ Patricia Hamill

All myths have a basis in fact

~ Samaire Provost

Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook.

~ Julia Child

I've got everything I need right here. That sentimental thought met a room full of cheesy and sarcastic aw's and an empty water bottle thrown at my head. No, stop guys, really. You're embarrassing me.

~ Rachel Higginson

Don't you get it?' said Max. 'You're not praying, you're just... wishing. And wishes don't come true.

~ Peter Clines

Self-pity NEVER leads to happiness. Avoid it like it's a zombie plague.

~ Ace Antonio Hall

I wasn't the only one hungry on the road, it seemed; a single bite—even a minor scratch—from one of the infected, and we were as good as dead. (And so the cycle repeats.)

~ Bryant A. Loney

People say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. It's not. It's eye bloody spy.

~ Molly Looby

In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.

~ Nicki Elson

You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete.

~ Molly Looby

A cemetery? I chuckle, but the pitch is a bit higher than I expected. At night? With a full moon? Um ... did you see any, uh, zombies, you, while you were there?Shiko blinks at me a few times. NoI slump in relief. Thank God. I mean, I don't want to be the first to die. The funny guy always dies first, for shock value, you know. Rourke would get killed next, because it's be a heroic sacrifice or something. I motion to Shiko. You'd live, though, unless you had sex.... Shiko has the look of an addled kitten, complete with head tilt. Rourke sighs and leans toward her, embarrassed. 'You'll have to excuse him. According to his mother he has an irrational fear of something called the zombie apocalypse.It's not irrational!

~ Vaughn R. Demont

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

~ Nicki Elson