Chuck Lorre said this quote

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

~ Chuck Lorre

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

~ Chuck Lorre

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

~ Chuck Lorre

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

~ Chuck Lorre