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“ After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I'd forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn't bode well for my chances at making it through the morning without killing myself. Or someone else. ”

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Not going to walk me to the door? I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry.Of course I am. many would think that a bonny lass such as yerself wouldst be able to stay out of trouble for a distance of fifteen feet, but I know better.Did you just use the words yerself and wouldst in the same sentence? You can't be a pirate and a courtier at the same time, Dev. It just isn't done.

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Bethany blinked. Did you just hit me? she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.Skylar raised both hands, palms outward. I come in peace!You do not come in peace. You hit me.I hit in peace!

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Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry.

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I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.

~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes