“ Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. ”
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
~ Lewis Black
Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
