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“ This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars. ”

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Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

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Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

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They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.

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Just relax and breathe through your ass.

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