“ The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”
I said Somebody should do something about that. Then I realized I am somebody.
~ Lily Tomlin
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.