“ I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. ”
You gotta be optimistic to be single. Stupid! You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody that goes, 'Hey, maybe something nice will happen!' Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen? What are you, stupid?
~ Louis C. K.
I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
