Louis C. K. said this quote

“ If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. ”

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You gotta be optimistic to be single. Stupid! You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody that goes, 'Hey, maybe something nice will happen!' Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen? What are you, stupid?

~ Louis C. K.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

~ Louis C. K.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

~ Louis C. K.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

~ Louis C. K.