“ One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus ”
I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.
~ Nicki Elson
You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.
