“ I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks. ”
You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.
~ Nicki Elson
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.
I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.
