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“ I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. ”

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I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

~ Nicki Elson

You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.

~ Nicki Elson

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

~ Nicki Elson

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

~ Nicki Elson