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“ Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. ”

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Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.

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