“ Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? ”
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~ Phyllis Diller
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
