“ Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? ”
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
~ Robert Benchley
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
