“ Life's a short trip. You'll find out. ”
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
