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“ Heifer.”“Rich man’s whore!”“At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.”“Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean! ”

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Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.” “Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

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Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.

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Don't you see Blaynie. Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.

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I'd rather have rabies than be in love.Why?Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

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