Shelly Laurenston Quotes

Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.” “Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

~ Shelly Laurenston

Heifer.”“Rich man’s whore!”“At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.”“Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean!

~ Shelly Laurenston

Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.

~ Shelly Laurenston

Don't you see Blaynie. Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.

~ Shelly Laurenston

I'd rather have rabies than be in love.Why?Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

~ Shelly Laurenston

I'm a whore!Miki hit the brakes...her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. You're not wearing any underwear, are you?Sara let out a strangled squeal...

~ Shelly Laurenston

Do you ride?She smiled, her fingers lightly sliding around his ear. Not since I hit that barnZach’s hands paused on her flesh. You hit a barn? I had to avoid the cow

~ Shelly Laurenston

Dez cringed as her boss slammed his door closed. But before she could walk away, he snatched it open again. “And I better not see your ass until after the New Year!” He slammed it again.Dez glared at Bukowski as she headed back to her desk. “I didn’t even do anything.”“You did ask her if she killed Petrov. I think your exact words were, ‘You whacked him, didn’t you? You sadistic bitch.

~ Shelly Laurenston

Yeah, that sure was Mace Llewellyn staring at her from the other side of her desk. Just staring. Like he used to. Like he knew where she’d buried the bodies of all her goldfish after their unfortunate “accidents” or what she did with her sisters’ toothbrushes on more than one occasion.

~ Shelly Laurenston

I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us. Conall growled at Billy Dunwich's sincere face. I am not telling you if she swallows.Dunwich smiled. Just tell me if she's a good girl...or if she's a very good girl?

~ Shelly Laurenston

Didn’t even have to argue with her. She just told me she loved me and offered the back of her neck.” He crossed his arms over his chest. “How many pups you got with Janie Mae now, Bubba Ray . . . and still she’s as unmarked as a newborn babe. So which Smith has control of his female now, boy?

~ Shelly Laurenston

As my daddy would say, time to start the killin

~ Shelly Laurenston

It wasn’t until someone kicked his legs that Nik woke up. Alek, snoring beside him, his head resting on his shoulder. Ban snoring on the other couch, the noise rivaled only by the dog. He looked into the impossibly cranky face of Zach Sheridan. “Y’all get food?” “We had a full refrigerator before you three got here.” “Where I come from, we don’t let the refrigerator get empty.” “Where you come from, you marry your sister.

~ Shelly Laurenston

Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle. He puffed out his chest. In pen.

~ Shelly Laurenston

She pulled her lips away again. Wait!He stopped and stared at her.I'm relatively positive we're not supposed to be doing this.Who says?The laws of nature and God.Laws are made to be broken and God just wants us to be happy. Fucking this woman would make him so damn happy. Come on. Let's go break some laws.

~ Shelly Laurenston

Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.Her eyes narrowed. You roared at me?And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos.

~ Shelly Laurenston

He leaned down to her ear and purred. Damn but she loved when he purred.

~ Shelly Laurenston

Yes. I appreciate the helpful and long spreadsheet with all the many places you can't go.

~ Shelly Laurenston

If he didn't have Ronnie already in his arms he'd have assumed she'd just opened the door...and aged a few years. Wow, he thought in surprise, she's going to be hot when we hit fifty.

~ Shelly Laurenston

Damn tricky cats!

~ Shelly Laurenston

Wow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It's like your bitterness just dug in and stayed.

~ Shelly Laurenston

All right. Talk to me darlin'. You're not insane. A little crazy, but not insane. And this...everything you've gotten...in the last few days...do you know how many people would kill for this?But...

~ Shelly Laurenston