“ God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way. ”
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
~ Stephen Colbert
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?