“ (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? ”
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
~ Victor Borge
The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
